没必要的爱的宣告：“我好爱我的女儿啊。”
Declarations of love that don’t ever need to declare: “I love my daughter sooo much.
小站辣评：请问你女儿会看facebook么，您在这说，她造吗？
普普通通的生活细节，非要当成里程碑一样的大事：“去吃了晚饭，还看了电影！！！”
Mundane details about their day appearing as milestones: “Going to dinner and a movie!!!”
小站辣评：看电影就默默地看好了，何必搞的人尽皆知呢？
发身体情况的细节，还要加个表情符号证实自己说的没错：“今天感觉病怏怏的:(”
Giving details about health along with emoticon to verify feelings about it: “Feeling sick today :("
小站辣评：这人也被无聊逼的，你知道看完你这张脸，我整个人都不好了吗？？？
拍脚的照片
Pictures of feet.
小站辣评：来自星星的“都教授”，你来地球400年了，快告诉他们介是为什么？？？
一盘摆在面前普普通通的菜——“我在吃饭哒，你要看我在吃婶Mua!”
Pictures of mundane plates of food in front of them.
小站辣评：没准餐馆里的真货要比你拍的还好看些。
一堆人的照片，要么是张三李四，要么是和男/女朋友摆出Pose微笑的照片。
Dozens of trivial pictures of people and their new boyfriends/girlfriends smiling and posing.
小站辣评：能找这么多朋友拍照，看来也是蛮拼的。
女孩化浓妆比手势的照片，其实都是黑帮手势
White girls wearing a lot of makeup and trying to strike a badass pose, sometimes making what they think are gang symbols.
小站辣评：肤浅是治疗精力过剩的良药。
生活很美好之类的感人宣告：“我爱当下的生活。”
Persuasive proclamations of life being good: “I’m loving life right now.”
小站辣评：日子过得不好才会这么说。
对神的感人告白：“能活得这么好都是有您的庇佑，我的一切都归于上帝。若将上帝作为你唯一救星，永远不会悲伤。”
Persuasive proclamations about God. “I feel blessed to be alive on this glorious day, and I owe it all to God. Make God your only Savior and you will never be sad.”
小站辣评：如果你信宗教就多花点时间去教堂，花少点时间在Facebook上。
憋个段子写些稀松平常的事情：“停车加油，又等了一个小时拿到处方。结果发现我把车钥匙丢了，现在车也进不去。哈哈哈。”
Updates of mundane activities written as though they are jokes: “I had to stop and get gas and then wait an hour for a prescription. Then I lost my keys and couldn’t get back in my car. Hahaha.”
小站辣评：“好笑嘛，嗯？请你告诉我哪好笑。”
