中国将要全面废除实行了35年的计划生育政策,允许每个家庭生育二孩。(推荐阅读: “二孩”不是“二胎”!全面放开二孩政策,这些概念你必须了解)这一政策也得到了全球媒体的关注(推荐阅读:全面放开二孩 消息“霸占”全球媒体头条)
光放媒体一般都是较为广泛的介绍这一变革,但是国外的网民呢?英国sickipedia网站的网友们针对此事进行了新一论的没品笑话创作,以下为一些摘录翻译。
中国结束计划生育政策真是太机智了。多出来的这些肺可以滤掉多少空气啊!
Pretty smart of China to end the one-child policy.
All those extra lungs should help filter the air.
——SomeBozo
中国政府宣布将终止至今的“一家只生一个”政策,而巴基斯坦政府则表示,不会终止他们的“一家要生二十五个”政策。
The Chinese Government have announced they are abandoning their one child per family policy. However, the Pakistan Government have said they have no plans to change their twenty-five children per family policy.
——Colonel Volestrangler
中国钢铁产业面临崩盘危机。
自从开放二胎后,就再也没有人买金属衣架了……
China's local steel industry is set to collapse.
With this new two child policy, they haven't sold a single coat hanger.
——fitzme181 (#铁丝衣架是常用的“简易”堕胎工具)
中国政府称昨晚的地震无须过于担心。
只是开放二胎而已。
Authorities in Beijing have advised that the Earthquake felt by millions last night was nothing to worry about.
It was just the start of China's two-child policy.
——fitzme181
听说中国的共产党已下令禁止大吃大喝、酗酒、婚外情等行为。
……我说,如果他们不希望美国游客入境的话,直说不就行了吗?
I see China's Communist Party has banned gluttony, excessive drinking and adultery.
But if they don't want American tourists, why don't they just say so?
(#指10月颁布和通过的《中国共产党廉洁自律准则》和《中国共产党纪律处分条例》,外媒在报道时通常挑出禁止大吃大喝、婚外情、高尔夫球等条目来作为标题。)
——SomeBozo
中国,有“中央之国‘的含义,一直是世界老大,直到1840年来了个“英”国......


